she was so not down for the gang bang
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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