Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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