oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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