Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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