Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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