I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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