Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
