Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
smell my finger.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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