lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I came so hard my ears popped.
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