my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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