I just made out with a guy for $7.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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