If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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