Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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