no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
