Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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