There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you made out with another girl for some wings
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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