But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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