She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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