i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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