I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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