The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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