I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
