Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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