I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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