Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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