Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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