the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
