How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You can't just leave with hair like that
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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