It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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