the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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