You really coming over, don't trick.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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