Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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