This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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