Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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