i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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