remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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