Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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