Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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