Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Me too!
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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