Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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