At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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