I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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