Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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