I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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