Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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