I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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