...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
nut hugger
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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