i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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