Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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