god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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