around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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