Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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