He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
