I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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